Modest is Hottest

Dear Moms: Summer is here. I'm raising 3 boys. (Well, technically 4.) Please help protect the eyes, minds and hearts of boys and men everywhere by dressing your daughters (regardless of age) and yourselves in one piece swimsuits. In this oversexualized world we're living in today, they need as few temptations as possible. Now I know what you're thinking, "If Sheryl had only one rear end, she'd probably be wearing a two piece herself!" You might be right. You know my motto: If I was thin, I'd be dangerous. All kidding aside, please take modesty seriously. And if you haven't already, pick up a copy of Steve Arterburn's book, Every Man's Battle and learn what happens to the male mind when their eyes see things they shouldn't. Modest is hottest.